*WARNING: This article contains sexually explicit material.
“My name is Chrystal Rose and I’m a cheating bitch. I’m not the first woman to cheat and I won’t be the last. I’m just one of the few who’ll admit to it. Forget what you think you know about cheaters. You think once we are, we always are. You think it’s all about sex. You think we’re whores. Maybe we are.
Maybe we’re just looking for the right one, the right one to keep us faithful. Maybe that’s you. Or maybe it’s no one.
Either way, I spent 6 years with a man I wasn’t in love with, but promised to marry. And I cheated on him, mercilessly. This is my story.”
This is my first review for the very popular and woman empowering site Indie Chicks. I was incredibly lucky enough to get my hot little hands on this gem of a book, which just so happens to be written by the COO and Co-founder of Indie Chicks, Chrystal Rose.
When I started reading Unfaithfully Yours: Confessions of a Cheating Bitch, I felt as if Chrystal was sitting right in front of me, spilling all of her dirty secrets to me and me alone over coffee – or more appropriately, some wine!
I love her disclaimer in the author’s note that reads,
“Everyone other than myself with the exception of those with a full first and last name has been given a pseudonym. Come on now, I’m not that much of a bitch.”
Note to self: I must keep that in mind when I finish my memoir.
Seeing that I have also lead a very colorful life and have had more than my share of deviant thoughts and unconventional relationships, I can appreciate Chrystal’s sometimes tawdry candor with which she writes this very exposing memoir. I’m almost certain this was hard to do, as she exposes some of her most lurid activities in stunning detail for all to read. Forget Fifty Shades, this is where it’s at!
Unfaithfully Yours is the written equivalent of an IMAX movie, wrapped up in an unrated reality show, stuffed into a book.
This is more than a mere memoir, it is also a sexual technique guide for the less experienced woman, as at one point Chrystal tells the tale of learning how to give a blow job.
“While some girls have no problem with leaving things out of their sexual relationship, I prided myself on making my man happy. I was determined to get this thing figured out and decided the main thing I was doing wrong was having inhibitions. I was mostly afraid to let go. Since I had no problems letting go in just about any other area in life, I’d have to apply that here.”
She proceeds to go on in great detail, with pointers, on how to give a man a sheet grabbing, porn star worthy blow job. I’ve got to appreciate Chrystal for this and give her a virtual high-five from all the women that know how to please a man well enough to make him beg for more – and are willing enough to share these techniques with the novices of the world. Woman empowerment!
Make no mistake, Chrystal is a badass woman who makes no apologies and lives with no regrets – for this fact I highly respect her – we are two of a kind! If you enjoy brutal honesty, sometimes explicit details and a reality television show in a book, I encourage you to pick up a copy of Unfaithfully Yours: Confessions of a Cheating Bitch. Don’t be caught pool or beachside without it this summer!
You can connect with Chrystal on Twitter and check out Indie Chicks for even more badass-ery!